Where Is My Birthday Present

While my teacher is out living the dream, or something like that, I was stuck with that ridiculous prompt again. I had to create more body paragraphs, but to be honest, I just... wrote things. I had no idea what I was writing, I just wanted to get the insipid task over with. Well, that was my day in class. On the bright side, today is my birthday! The world knows what happens when one turns seventeen. That is right, I can now commit tax fraud!